Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm gonna fight the coyote
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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