Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
