I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
What a dumb baby whore.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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