Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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