Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dick very happy bro
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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