the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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