I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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