Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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