hotel room ftw
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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