I got chris browned last night
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I need to align my fucking chakras
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