is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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