Whod you bang
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
be right there i have to get my cape
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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