No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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