you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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