Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry my hands just texted you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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