Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Randomize
