I just found puke in my bra..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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