He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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