so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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