That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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