I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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