If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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