You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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