physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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