I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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