come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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