I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
