Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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