Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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