weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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