Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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