@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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