I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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