So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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