She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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