the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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