Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
they need to just BURY HIM!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
