that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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