you guys were way drunker than both of me
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
