I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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