you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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