I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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