Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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