try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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