I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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