I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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