Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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