YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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