Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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