Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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